hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

i <3 mary sues

if youre worried about your oc being a mary sue . dont . give that bitch angel and demon wings and a unicorn horn and magical sparkly rainbow hair and a evil side . do whatever you want to do . its YOUR oc

i will be their biggest fan forever and ever

Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like "hehe not sorry >:)" and getting hate anons

tried explaining skam to friend who became gay during quarantine and it’s like a different world sorry we didn’t have heartstopper sorry we watched this european web show that aired little clips at different times throughout the week and we’d wait for the tumblr to post subtitles and it was the same story set in different countries and yeah it was good it was really good man

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

• When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
• “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

Hey guys. You may not know this but there is beauty in this world. It might even be dappling through your window today

Formal apology for anything i have ever said or thought in anger. there is sun streaming through my window someone is barbecuing over a fire outside and i have a warm brownie in my grasp

terfs be like i’m joining the fight against restrictive gender roles on the side of the restrictive gender roles

we did it patrick we saved the city

I was at a church thingy once in this huge fancy hotel and a woman complained that there was a “man” in the women’s restroom in the lobby area and the manager went and a woman came out and explained she was bald due to chemotherapy and flat-chested due to a double mastectomy, both due to breast cancer.

1995

oh so when BARBIE wants to stop being a doll and interact with the real world as a real person, it's fine and fun and great, but when I, charles "chucky" lee ray,